"I could get higher, but you said not to invoke the Darwin clause… "
"She says it can be used to train humans. So where's the part about training humans?"
"Keys. I always forget the dang keys!"
"If I had SHOES, I'd wear LIFTS. I'm short. I need all the help I can get!"
This is Marge Rogers' Rhodesian Ridgeback,
"Why yes, Eeyore and I are cousins. Why do you ask?"
"Who's a handsome man? He's a handsome man! Yes he is, yes he is!"
It has been brought to my attention that Mr D is not, in fact, a Poodle, but a Poodle-Bichon cross. A Poochon. Or a Boodle.
Leaving me with only one choice - this 'shopped photo of the (ahem) "whole kit'n cat-Boodle"